This is a little out of date, but better late than never. I had planned to post it shortly after April Fool’s day, but I let it sit around for quite a while:
Apparently, many people on the Internet like to get in on the fun.
Here the links of the jokes I have seen so far:
Here are some older jokes:
Digital Eagle 
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Good night, Happy April Fool’s Day!
A woman wanted a divorce. She went to the courthouse and appeared before the judge.
The judge reviewed her petition and asked, “Do you have grounds?”
The woman looked at him quizzically and said, “Grounds? Well, yes, your Honor, we do have about an acre and a half.”
“No,” said the judge, “What I mean is, do you have a grudge?”
The bewildered woman replied, “No, we just have a carport.”
The judge was becoming frustrated. “You’re not getting the point,” he said. “Does he beat you up?”
The woman replied, “Oh, no I’m up at 6:30 and he doesn’t get up until 7:00.”
The judge was exasperated. He looked at the woman and asked: “Look, lady, why are you here? What reason do you have for wanting a divorce?”
The woman replied, “Because my husband and I have a communication problem.”
Happy April Fool’s Day!
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